BOI YALL ARE THE MOST CONFUSING CREATURES ON PLANET EARTH

One thing that I will always 100% know about women, is that I’ll never 100% understand women. I’ve tried through experience, through listening, through observation. Women are like LOST: Every time I seem to get close to all the answers about 100 more pop up in its place.
You tell your baby that tonight you going and drink some beers with the boys (STAG of Course). She looks so pleased and happy yeA Babes go on have fun, be careful ok. As you pick your car keys up you get the steer ...yes yall know the steer...its the look when a female means ooo SOO "de fucker really going and leave me here alone" Then on your way you get the piss me off text.
Another thing that's confusing I see that a lot of women had more of an issue with the use of bitch then the actual message. I wasn’t raised to call a woman out their name, and growing up with my mom , I attained a higher level of respect for women. Don’t get me wrong, I will call siblings every word in the book, but I’ve seen too many circumstances where men utter this word and the gates of hell open in front of their eyes. I’m not sure what switch this sets off but unless you are another woman, a gay man, or “cute enough to slip it in quick without her knowing #TWSS” I wouldn’t try to call women this name, or you’ll be spitting up teeth to the beat of U.N.I.T.Y ..
On my Facebook page i see this shit all the time GIRLS CALLING GIRLS WHATS up BITCHHHH ...sometimes i get excited and want to chip in and say bitch too .. but i know I wont hear the last of it simply because of my GENDER.